_normal_girl_ is holding a birthday party for her own birthday, and asked for drabbles over at birthday100

Author: Cas virtualpersonal
Characters: Anya, Xander
Prompt: Hello Kitty Journal


Xander ran his hand lightly over the little pink book, then tapped his index finger over it. “She left it here.”

Anya looked up from the ledgers. “Dawn’s journal? She’ll come back for it.”

“I know... I’m just sayin’....”

“You’re saying nothing so far. Now let me concentrate, I have to start all over,” she said, pulling her calculator closer.

“No, I mean... what do you think’s in it?”

Frustrated, she blew a strand of hair face. “It’s a journal. It’s got sex in it.”

“Huh... nooo,” Xan raised his hand half over his eyes. “It’s got a kitten on it. It says ‘hello kitty,’ and not the kind you’re thinking about. I’ts about icecream...”

“Sex”

“And dolls, and dresses...”

“Sex”

“And... and her uncle Xander....”

“Sex, sex, sex... did she put your name in there,” Anya demanded.

“An...” he flipped the journal open, then quickly dropped it shut. Clearing his throat, he gave his girlfriend a firm look. “Journals are private... you never read anyone else’s journal. It would be rude.”

“I knew it!”